I will never not laugh at this video
my dad’s been deployed to Afghanistan 4 times and he almost pissed himself laughing at this
My favorite vine in gif form.
i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
the best of hot occupations, side by side.
yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha
making plans with friends like
>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl
>she then tells me to talk dirty
>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt
>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth
>copulate and educate
I wish none of you were sad