do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad
i have two moods
1. i’m ugly
2. i want to take 7628 selfies
A moment of silence to all the kids who can’t wait to become a teenager because they think it’s fun
a day spent not touching butts is a day wasted
*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.
*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.
*points to living room* This is where we kick back.
*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.
*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.
*points to computer* This is where we click clack.
*points to shelf* This is where we knick knack.
*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack.
What a truly awful website this is
when ppl write “i probably hate you” in their tumblr descriptions
All these keyboards and ur still not my type